The Author has a fantastic description, but I don't like to plagiarize. Essentially, Hinata fangirls all over the concept of yaoi, boys are being their usual selves, and much fangirling is to be had. (It is a crackfic/drabble, so forgive me if I don't list the actual pairings...)
The Walking Dead
TeaLeaves Green does an awesome job of loving up our favorite weapons mistress. (It's actually kind of a gen drabblefic in spite of sounding like I'm advertizing a porno). Much love to TenTen ^_^
A Tomato and a Punch in the Face
Birthdays as seen from the POV of two really silly boys. (naru/sasu)
Kakairu. Kakashi is outrageous, Iruka is puzzled, and Naruto has the last laugh. Mwahahhaa!
It Takes a Village
Genfic of the young shinobi of Naruto's generation. Most likely from the quote "it takes a village to raise a child", and so wonderfully, beautifully approps.
The Past and Future By Means of Myth
Minato/Kushina. I ADORE THIS PAIRING! ^_^! beautifully dreamy piece, side helping of Orochimaru, lovely mythology and an author whose stories just won't quit. Lovelovelove.
Five People Sakura Punches in the Face
OMG, strong Sakura genfic! Much love to the idea, and OMG, she PUNCHES PEOPLE IN THE FACE. Do you know how awesome that is? Yay Shippuden!Sakura ^_^
um, it's been a while. I haven't gotten back into the swing of writing... I've let RL catch up hardcore.
Title: Cunning Linguistics
Rating: PG-13 for now...
Info: Based on a challenge from Bagel-chan (god it's like we're married) who requested a Kakashi being all pretend linguistically challenged when he meets Iruka.
Um... it's GW... I wanted to write something for Heero/Duo, but creepy little pacifists were following a cookie trail through my mind...
Warnings/Summary: Um, well, slight creep factor, some reference to cannibalism, and Dorothy. Because she deserves her own warning. (If you're going to leave your child in the woods, make sure you know why... and lock the door. Hansel and Gretel re-mix for Halloween.)
Bagel-chan's art. YAY! Okay. Well, that's it for now. I'll hopefully get to the one in the GW fandom... sometime.
Title: Helping the Hyuuga... an act in many parts.
Warnings: Um... crazy!Hinata? OMG... you mean it wasn't Hanabi this time? No explicit bloodshed, but it's kinda implied.
Rating: Um... H for Halloween? PG-13?
Summary: Hinata likes music.
Lover I Don't Have to Love - Bright Eyes made me want to write a narusasu... but I have not yet succumbed to the ignominy of writing a songfic. Oh, the horror. UnBeta'd (however one spells that) and a lot of inanity.
Title: The Follower
Rating: R-ish I think. Not a lot of sex, but I guess I'll be safe because there's, like, alcohol and stuff.
Anyways, been suffering from serious writer's... something relating to a writing disease that saps out the creativity like a Canadian Lumberjack drains Canadian Maples of syrup. It's not pretty, but you can drink it later... or I get back into contact with my beta and some muse love.
Bleah. I made you think this was a real post with funny content about Kakairu, didn't I?
Okay, okay. Maybe I'll try another short... but it'll be short and stuff. so that means PG or something. Gah! PG! and it's probably not even blatantly Kakairu... and definately not beta-d.
( Kakashi and Iruka sitting in a tree...Collapse )
Ooookay... so it's not a great start, but I have to get back into fanfiction. Yeah. Anyways, it's another crack-tastic fic where it was originally based on an old fairy tale, but cast with our favorite characters. Yes, I AM using the royal plural. So there.
Never let it be said that religion doesn't do anything. It gives me lots of things to make fun of! This story is the result of less than five hours of sleep and sixteen hours of non-caffinated wakefulness. It's so un-beta'd it is not even funny. Okay, and it's shamelessly borrowed from a joke.
Characters: Iruka, mini-nins
Rating: PG... meh, probably G.
Summary: It's fall! Well, almost... and what better time for school pictures than the first week of school?
(Maybe it's funnier when they're not ninja...)
Needless to say, these are recs. Not my stuff. Because I'm just not as funny.
“Have it your way,” Lee said, unwrapping a few loops of bandages from around his hands. “But don't underestimate me.”
"Underestimate you?" Gaara looked up sharply, eyes narrowed. "You were the first person to have struck an actual blow against me. Ever. I have never underestimated you."
Lee blinked, touched by that recognition of his skills-
"That's why I came to kill you in the hospital afterwards,"
Excerpt: (names added for clarity)
Relena: "...how do I know they want me."
"Me me. Not Relena, Queen of Whatever."
"Didn't think of that. Damn. Well, they'll just have to pass the Gundam Gauntlet."
"Oh gods. I'm dying a virgin."
Trial and Error
"That's good to hear, Yuy." Wufei said slowly. "I don't want any enmity between us." His shoulders were still tense as he bent over his papers again.
Totally random thingy:
How to aquire a wife
Probably PG-13. It's so cute it made me ill to write it. Okay, well maybe not so cute, because of the blood, but... yeah. Okay, so I was probably sleep deprived when I came up with this. Don't sue me?
Rating: PG-13 for curtains blowing in the breeze suggestiveness.
Author's Notes/Summary: It's about Kakashi and Iruka's relationship from a different point of view. Ah, the crackfic drabblelife of anime characters.